A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
*************************WalMart has no sense of humor..a repeat, but do at least one thisweek! This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.You might also want to reconsider if you really want to retire with your husband. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted herhusband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fentonwas like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get inand get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--sheloved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received thefollowing letter from her local Wal-Mart: *********************************************************Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forcedto ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Fenton arelisted below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them inpeople's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officialvoice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpetedarea. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and toldother shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he begancrying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, heasked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonnalook" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, heassumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least ....15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waitedawhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"